Thursday, December 15, 2011

A Letter to Santa

Dear Santa,
      Are you hiring?  I am not sure what the qualifications are for working at your establishment but I have been making Christmas gifts every Christmas season since, well, before I can remember.  So far this year, I have knitted and crocheted every skein of yarn that I could get my hands on,  I have embroidered anything that would sit still and I have also decoupaged my kids' pictures to every flat surface imaginable.  I know that you are usually not in the greeting card business, but I also make and send 120 Christmas cards every year.  I should also mention that I have an annual date with Target, the day after Christmas, to stock up on half price Christmas decorations.... so you know I am not lacking in Christmas spirit.  I enjoy Christmas cookies and candies way more than I should, I LOVE to make and consume homemade hot cocoa and I am pretty sure that my ears have started to grow points on the top.   I know that you probably get a bazillion applications each year, but please consider me for your 'factory'.  As an added bonus, if you hire me you will gain 2 additional pint size elves that might not be hard working and are a bit unruly but they are very easily trained!  And you will get 1 large elf that can fix anything, including the motor reindeer for that sleigh of yours.  Thanks for considering me and I can't wait for your visit this year!

Thanks a million! ~ Cornflower Blue :-)

So far I am remember to take photos of all of my elfing creations.  Since they are surprises for the recipients, I will post them after the holidays.  Until then, Happy Elfing!!!