Are you hiring? I am not sure what the qualifications are for working at your establishment but I have been making Christmas gifts every Christmas season since, well, before I can remember. So far this year, I have knitted and crocheted every skein of yarn that I could get my hands on, I have embroidered anything that would sit still and I have also decoupaged my kids' pictures to every flat surface imaginable. I know that you are usually not in the greeting card business, but I also make and send 120 Christmas cards every year. I should also mention that I have an annual date with Target, the day after Christmas, to stock up on half price Christmas decorations.... so you know I am not lacking in Christmas spirit. I enjoy Christmas cookies and candies way more than I should, I LOVE to make and consume homemade hot cocoa and I am pretty sure that my ears have started to grow points on the top. I know that you probably get a bazillion applications each year, but please consider me for your 'factory'. As an added bonus, if you hire me you will gain 2 additional pint size elves that might not be hard working and are a bit unruly but they are very easily trained! And you will get 1 large elf that can fix anything, including the
Thanks a million! ~ Cornflower Blue :-)
So far I am remember to take photos of all of my elfing creations. Since they are surprises for the recipients, I will post them after the holidays. Until then, Happy Elfing!!!
2 comments:
you over achieving types really make me grumpy! LOL just kidding... you are quite an inspiration getting everything done like you do... I just now, moments ago, managed to order my total cop-out photo Christmas card, maybe everyone will get them BEFORE Christmas eve, but thats a just a maybe... *sigh*
I make all these things, I didn't say that I get them all done :-) Usually a 'Scarf & MItten' set usually ends up being just a scarf and the '10 embroidered tea towels' usually ends up being just 2 :-) hehehe I try though. Don't feel bad, Melanie... I almost did the photo Christmas card this year :-)
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